festicle

An old man's nasty-ass testicle; Festicles=A festering pair of old balls.

I'm sorry Grandpa, but noone's touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.

by B-Town May 12, 2003

festical

another word for a festival. the origin is a mistyping of festival but it led to the creation of an even better word!

Person A: I'm gonna go the mighty boosh festical in july.
Person B: should be sweet!

by The Bolt June 10, 2008

Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.

Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!

by NFStCyr May 1, 2010

Festical

A festival of testicles.

Bro, I'm not wearing any briefs right now.. It's a real festical down there.

by nicolitainapita October 5, 2013

festicle

see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.

There's a festicle sleeping on my couch again.

by Enrico Palazzo May 23, 2006

festulent

Something crawling with bacteria & disease.

"Should egg salad be crunchy?" "Nah, man, that's 12 weeks old, it's all festulent by now....I'll call the hospital."

by Scoob Dogg February 27, 2004

festicles

Dressing up your testicles in holiday attire

(derived from the words festive and testicles)

whenever christmas rolls around Jim paints lefty green and righty red making his festicles look mighty jolly

by G·r·a·h·a·m July 2, 2005