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Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.
Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"
by Masterbalian February 11, 2012
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feature creep

Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.

Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
Her: Oh, we could add TCP/IP remote management!
Him: We need to make sure it has a standard SNMP interface. And metrics analysis.
Me: Watch out for feature creep - it's only a screen saver.
by Nacho Dan July 8, 2004
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physical feature

physical feature (environment)

landforms,bodies of water,climate,natural vegetation and soil of the earth.
The map shows the physical features of north America.
by diwata February 23, 2007
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pap features

A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"
"Shut it pap features."
"What you up to pap features."
by Disco_Magnet March 6, 2009
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feature ransoming

Feature ransoming is the act of withholding crucial functionality from users of website publishing software or platforms, in order to extract more money from the users. Sometimes this is done by tiers called plans. The lowest tier like "free" with have scantly the bare minimum of features while the highest tier, usually "business" holds the best and most useful features at hundreds of dollars per year.
"I don't know which web platform to use when they all engage in feature ransoming and none offer a newbie like me any good features at affordable prices."
by MeaniePooPie May 10, 2021
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Featurette

A type of narrative film with a running time of 40-59 minutes. It is shorter than a feature film (60+ minutes), but longer than a short film (39 minutes or less).
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town is a good example of a featurette
by Ryan900USAYT May 3, 2023
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bitch-features

Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.
"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"
by ckerr16 March 13, 2008
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