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Jerry Falwell

as Christopher Hitchens put it nicely, "A conscious charlatan, vulgar bully and crook; lived by hatred of others, and prejeduce, and committed treason by saying the United States and it's civil society deserved the attacks on 9/11; Jerry Fallwell lived on superstition, bigotry, and hatred of others, dislike of people whose lives he knew nothing about, raised money from credulous organizations; made a career on superstition and hatred of others; if you have Falwell and enema he could be buried in a matchbox; I think it's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to."
Jerry Falwell blamed the attacks on 9/11 on gays, femenists, and other people he disliked...
by The Prince of Prague July 16, 2007
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Fabella

(Pl. Fabellae)

A small accessory bone that is present in the knee joints of roughly 1/3 of individuals. Its exact function or purpose, if indeed it has one, is not known, although the fabella has been associated with a number of knee-related problems.

The bone is so called because, as its Latin-derived name might suggest, it resembles a little bean.
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Recent anatomic studies suggest that the prevalence of fabellae is highest in Asian and Australian populations, and lowest in North American ones

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Much as Michael revelled in people's deep-seated disgust for him and always went to lengths to make himself as filthy, grotesque, and loathsome for others as possible, his signature limp and twitchiness- when he wasn't massively exaggerating these things- stemmed mostly from a fabella in his right knee that interfered constantly with various nerves in his leg
by Charlemagne1993 December 18, 2019
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fagwell

referring to boys who cannot tell the difference between good looking and ugly chicks to save their life.
1."hey look she is so hot"

"what is wrong with you fagwell?"

2."I rode the metro with (insert girls name) yesterday"

"pffft...fagwell"
by monsieur le x September 14, 2009
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Fanelli

an italian who is often angry at the fact that he/she is constantly surrounded by ignorant inbred rednecks, hillbillies, and straight-up assholes.
man, i feel sorry for that Fanelli. them rednecks keep spittin' tobaccy on his new car, what assholes.
by VinIMVU January 4, 2012
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Jerry Falwell

Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority". Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality. Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all. He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease. Into a world that it never asked to be brought into. Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them. He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex. Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God. Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives. Quite the winner.

In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.
Random religious sheep: "Did you hear the news? Jerry Falwell is dead!"

Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"
by qAaRoN June 10, 2007
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Fanelly

The most amazing person you could ever meet. If you meet one you should stay close cause’ she’s precious. THE most funny cool nice beautiful person you could ever meet. She’s generous, caring, smart, cool, nice, heartwarming, talented she can even draw,dance, sing! ❤️
“Wow she’s so talented she must be an Fanelly"

“OMG her voice reminded me of Fanelly"
by ornella November 12, 2018
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Falwell Jr’d

The act of watching something satisfying but getting screwed in the end
You thought you were having an innocent threesome/encounter, but instead you got Falwell Jr’d
by Jendave August 27, 2020
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