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Fatitude

1. The disillusioned sense of entitlement and superiority obese people exude because they blame the world for their problems.

2. Having false expectations that things are supposed to get easier without even trying to change.
Mike: "My obese friend said she doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight right before chugging a 2 liter bottle of soda."

Dan: "She really suffers from a bad fatitude!"
by Galen Baltar June 6, 2013
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Fatigate

A word used to describe someone who is acting sad, dark, or melancholy.

A feeling of sadness or existentialism lying somewhere between the writings of Edgar Allen Poe and that episode of Futurama with Seymour the dog.
Dude, I just dont know what to do with my life. Nothing works out ever. Everything just feels so bleak.
Chin up and stop being so fatigate.
by spiderbear822 December 26, 2012
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Fatimata

Fatimata is a girl who is extremely gorgeous and has beautiful eyes and an amazing personality.

She has an attitude at first but as you get to know her that fades away, she is awkward the first time you meet her and very quiet but as time passes you will find out that she is actually very talkative and random. She is a girl that isn't temporary. She is the one. She is trustworthy and a true friend. If you know a Fatimata, you're blessed.
George: wow did you see that girl?

Jacob: yeah man i know her, that's Fatimata
by Torix02 March 18, 2019
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Fatimata

Fatimata ti is a girl who is extremely gorgeous and has beautiful eyes and an amazing personality.

She has an attitude at first but as you get to know her that fades away, she is awkward the first time you meet her and very quiet but as time passes you will find out that she is actually very talkative and random. She is a girl that isn't temporary. She is the one. She is trustworthy and a true friend. If you know a Fatimata , you're blessed.
George: wow did you see that girl?

Jacob: yeah man i know her, that's Fatimata.
by Torix02 March 19, 2019
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fatmath

Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.

Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!

Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
by calojan June 27, 2010
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FATCATS

Wealthy campaign contributors. It's an acronym for "Financially Able To Contribute A Tremendous Sum."
"The fatcats filtered their contributions through political action committees."
by Brooks Burford November 4, 2003
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fatia

She is calm and confident. S Named after Muhammad wife. She loveable and gentle. Also abut crazy
Fatia isn't Fatia without Tia
by Tia Love July 16, 2017
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