Fertilizer

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

by coconut man the chosen one May 27, 2006

Failize

failing to understand one's point or statement made

you still failize to see why baby did you like that player!!

by cattdaddy December 28, 2009

Fartified

Being so scared you fart

“When you jump scared me, I was so Fartified!”

by Seikopath November 29, 2021

Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016

Fertilizer

Cow shit used to make flowers grow.

Ew.What's that smell?Do they use fertilizer on that flower shop?

by BlackPohatu December 11, 2016

faticize

Fantasizing about a fat person.

I always faticize about Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah locked in a sweet scissory embrace.

by Charlie the Tiger January 18, 2011

Invitro Fertilization

A) A process sought after by single ugly lesbians (see dykes)100% of the time the offspring produced is covered of genetic defects and total lack of a soul.
B) The need for Invitro Fertilization is god's punishment for those with alternative lifestyles, Invitro fertilization is yet another crime against humanity and should not be applied by annyone

Dave is an invitro fertilization.

by T_O_P_H_E_R October 27, 2006