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exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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fartilizing

When an individual over does a crop dusting fart maneuver and soils themselves.
Steven really had to fart so he did a little crop dusting around the general vicinity. Turned out he over did it and was fartilizing the entire area instead.
by dejaflu April 25, 2011
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Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
by Sassygassy January 8, 2014
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Fatality

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.
“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”
by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011
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Fatidity

Of, or relating to a state of fatness; hypnotic obesity; fat
"Hahahahaha... Fatidity. When did I get to be such a heartless jackass?"

"Her fatidity is consuming us all."
by Liz and Kyle February 15, 2006
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fattivity

Activities that fat people do that help them remain fat
john refuses to do anything that would help him loose weight, his favorite fattivity is being a couch potato.
by jeepguy242 February 6, 2008
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Facility Tranquility

The desired period of solitude and quietness when in a public restroom enabling oneself to release the bowels uninterrupted and unfettered.
I couldn’t snap my deuce this morning until I got some facility tranquility. It was like grand central station in the shitter for ten minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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