A shitty MTV featuring a load of jocks performing stupid, pointless tasks in order to attain the respect of their peers. A load of older guys who should be looking to get a real career preside of this bunch of fucktards. Show featured one of America's greatest embarrassments in the form of Earl. What an asshole.
by KWR December 27, 2008
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"Damn Lenny, you should join our faternity, we are electing a new lunch special supervisor next week."
by pandajoi January 18, 2005
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Charles: "Hey Jim, I'm worried that people might find out about our relationship."
Jim: "Don't worry, we can join a fraternity to keep it a secret."
Jim: "Don't worry, we can join a fraternity to keep it a secret."
by Kevinitto March 25, 2010
Get the Fraternity mug.A clandestine group of well-heeled males. While they like to call themselves "leaders", in truth, they are nothing more than manipulators and are more then fairly adept at ruining peoples lives. Don't cross them or they will destroy you. Short on imagination themselves, they hire others to do their thinking for them and are great at taking credit for other peoples work. Unless, of course, the job doesn't go as planned. Then said frat brother cuts his losses and walks. Tremendous deniability. Only friendly to those heads who can advance the brother. A**H***s, every one of them. Occasionally they apologize for being class-one A**H***s, but the moment passes and they go right back to doing what comes naturally. They despise all women, without exception.
Dick Cheney and his merry band of urban fraternity gangstas went to Iraq and tore the country to shreds.
by trueblue6 November 28, 2011
Get the fraternity mug.lol so you read the definition for firefart eh? oh well. the act of putting a lighter by your ass after eating those really hot chili spices the night before and letting a rip.
the gay fraternity stunt burned the mans stove, then his house... then the block... then the fire trucks... then him.
by zomblofigus November 25, 2010
Get the gay fraternity stunt mug.This is a group of males in college who pay money to spend time together. They do a lot of community service, like a couple of hours a month, to prove to the world how great they are. They host a ton of parties with copious amounts of booze; females can come for free, but few men not affiliated with the fraternity are allowed in without paying. This makes it easier for frat boys to get laid. People in fraternities tend to preppy and metrosexual or absolutely disgusting slobs; there is rarely any middle ground.
College student: How's the frat coming along?
Fraternity brother: It's not a frat. It's a fraternity!
CS: Uhh, ok. Sorry, I guess?
FB: You guess? You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
CS: Well, I don't now, but I might if it was something I could choose to be in, I paid a ton of money for it, and the only benefit of being in it was so I could pay money to hang around with a lot of other like-minded homophobic rapists who claim they're better than everyone else. But hey, paying an extra 8 grand a year is so worth it for the bonds of brotherhood, am I right? My actual brother, you know, my twin, hasn't gone through nearly the same things as I have, like getting raped up the ass by the VP of recruitment. That's love, right there.
Fraternity brother: It's not a frat. It's a fraternity!
CS: Uhh, ok. Sorry, I guess?
FB: You guess? You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
CS: Well, I don't now, but I might if it was something I could choose to be in, I paid a ton of money for it, and the only benefit of being in it was so I could pay money to hang around with a lot of other like-minded homophobic rapists who claim they're better than everyone else. But hey, paying an extra 8 grand a year is so worth it for the bonds of brotherhood, am I right? My actual brother, you know, my twin, hasn't gone through nearly the same things as I have, like getting raped up the ass by the VP of recruitment. That's love, right there.
by iLikeSoup February 23, 2010
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Through fraternities the opposite sex can be invited to parties where they are handcuffed to the fraternity brothers for the night, because they lack enough substance as human beings to carry on an intelligent conversation and social function otherwise.
by davey10 March 13, 2007
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