verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes
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Get the Fartenberry mug.So this Chave comes up to me acting all wide so I say "Fuck you, you Furberry wearing bitch"! He's like "What? it ain't fake so I'm like yes it is, the check's don't line up properly", next this all his other Chav homeboys start circling him pulling at his snide gear!
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Get the fakeberry mug.From a profile on the popular ZUG comedy website dating back to 2003:
I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.
He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.
I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.
Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.
Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".
I think.
I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.
He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.
I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.
Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.
Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".
I think.
1: And THAT, gentlemen, is why Fratberry is funnier than you.
2: The one, true, original Fratberry
Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.
2: The one, true, original Fratberry
Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.
by Fratberry March 3, 2011
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Usually fauxberry weed will consist of lower-quality weed sprayed with blueberry-flavored tobacco sweetener to make it smell like blueberries.
Usually fauxberry weed will consist of lower-quality weed sprayed with blueberry-flavored tobacco sweetener to make it smell like blueberries.
That shit I got from your "buddy" was fucking fauxberry! It was just schwag with blueberry flavoring!
by dao May 4, 2006
Get the fauxberry mug.A fake, barely identifiable fruity taste associated with many popular softdrinks. It's a not quite grape, not quite raspberry taste. It reminds you of more than one thing but nothing in particular.
A new energy drink comes out in a flavor "Razzilicious" The ingredients say artificial flavors. It kind of has a hint of raspberry but there might be plum or kumquat or jack fruit or banana or passion fruit or concord grape thrown in. Kinda like the people staying at a motel who make fake margaritas by buying beer, orange juice and salt at a convenience store. The only word to describe it is simufruit orfauxberry.
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