Fake Burberry. usually cheaply made, with four or more stripes instead of the usual three. Usually found on pykies, and brought for 99p at the local market.
Any designer label especially really expensive ones that are knock offs. You then change the first letter of the label name or if the brand has two names ( i.e Louis Vutton) then change the first letter in the second part of it. So instead of Gucci it would be Fucci meaning fake ass Gucci or Louis Futon
Damn son ! Why u buy them Fucci shades at that vender on the street! You could have gotten the real deal at my homies store!
(Friend replys back) what the hell is Fucci!?
So this Chave comes up to me acting all wide so I say "Fuck you, you Furberry wearing bitch"! He's like "What? it ain't fake so I'm like yes it is, the check's don't line up properly", next this all his other Chav homeboys start circling him pulling at his snide gear!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a hugehairspider fell out onto my hand