farquaad

The name of a character from Shrek. Closely resembles "fuck wad."

Coincidence? I doubt it.

Lord Farquaad is played by John Lithgow.

by captain matt January 27, 2005

Lord Fartquad

A man who loves farts and the overwhelming exhaust they let out. One who enjoys snacking on his poop after he releases it.

I was trying to take a peaceful dump, but Lord Fartquad over here won't stop stiffing my poop.

by LogLog1919 July 12, 2011

Lord Farquaad

Someone who is extra freaky instead of saying daddy they say Lord Farquaad

YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!

by BTSisLIFEU October 19, 2017

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.

Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.

by nolandc August 13, 2019

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

LORD FARQUAAD

the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky

I just wish I had someone to follow *INSERT LORD FARQUAAD*

by SkRt GaNg09 June 9, 2018

Farquaad

The main antagonist of the 2001 film Shrek whose main goal is to become the king of Duloc.

He is known for having a boner while watching Princess Fiona through the magic mirror.

Lord Farquaad is looking damn hot in his bed. OMG FUCKWAD SEX.

by SUCKMYKAKA September 21, 2011