Farkle

Otherwise known as, a fart and a chuckle. It can happen to the best of people. When a joke get's a little funny, a farkle slips out.

An awkward silence almost always occurs soon after. It is best if you act as though nothing happend, or act disgusted and blame it on the person nearest to yourself.

Person 1 then finishes saying a hilarious joke regarding cat ladies and sweater vests.

person 2: Heheh (then lets out a loud farkle)

Person 1: I think you.. just had a farkle..

Person 2: This is awkward. But actually It wasn't me. It was you.

person 2: O_o

by J.K Idding March 21, 2010

Farglemoof

Farglemoof is the best new curseword, used in most rap songs and brazilian acoustic ballads.
If a Catholic uses this word in a fit of anger they go to hell because its very offensive.

"Oh farglemoof I dropped the carrots!"
"FARGLEMOOF YOU ALL!"

by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

Farkle

When one fills their anus with glitter before farting explosively.

"Oh my Gaaahd. We had SO much fun. Brian even farkled in my face!"

by Sjw214 May 26, 2017

Carpet Farkle

The dice game of ones and fives, modified from the original game farkle, played on carpet, so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping at 4:00AM.

"Wanna play carpet farkle?"
-Sure. Whatever.
"I haven't vacuumed in weeks."
-Free-for-all!

by sindazed March 20, 2005

Farkle

The unique crevice located serenely between the scrotum and shaft of the penis.

Hey Timmy, your farkle smells like the fish market down the road. Mix a shower.

by Gray the gobbler July 28, 2014

Farkle

A fart with a bit of doo-doo sparkle.

I just farkled in my underpants.

by kelsiecole July 6, 2011

farkle score

Mammary glands, specifically the nipples and/or areolas.

Suck my farkle score, biatch.

by You know, that one girl... December 4, 2010