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Faceboo-hooer

A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.
Oh, God, Rachel and Ronnie are SUCH Faceboo-hooers.

Ex:
Rachel is: "feeling a bit blue today..."
Ronnie is: "hoping things will look up for him soon."
by VinnieVin February 3, 2010
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FaceBed

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep
I am going to Facebed when I get home
by OxiWolf June 7, 2013
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Faceboocrastinating

Faceboocrastinating is the putting aside of primary tasks in order to spend time on facebook
'Hey man do you want to join our study group?'
'Yeah I'll join but I'll probably just spend my time faceboocrastinating.'
by ladiesman218 June 13, 2009
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Facebionage

The combination of the words "Facebook" and "Espionage".
Using Facebook in order to spy on people, looking into their profile, their friends list, gathering all possible information about them.
I've done some facebionage activity last night, and guess what? As it turns out, my old friend from way back in high school is now living in Paris and he's got a new dog!
by GreyTomato April 20, 2009
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Faceblanked

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.
A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."
by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010
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Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."
by youwishvirg August 4, 2009
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facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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