failing asleep

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

by channel_panel June 16, 2018

falling awake

When your on your way to waking up, your awake but your eyes wont open, thats falling awake

When your laying down and you wake up but you still have your eyes closed your falling awake

by DD.XXB January 13, 2019

faking disorder

Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)

-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)

-OCD (common in TikTok)

-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety

To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):

-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')

-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)

-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)

-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)

-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)

-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)

-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)

*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*

You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b

by Notmelol123 January 20, 2022

Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Farling

The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)

"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"

by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012

asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians

im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school

by dirk lance August 16, 2005

Fatling

1. Derogatory:An overweight or obese child.

2. An animal ready for slaughter.

1. Look at that little fatling. That child needs to loose weight.

2. A fatling was chosen from the herd for slaughter.

by razorflown April 19, 2009