fajunkle

the better way of saying the "F" word. it can be used in innocent conversation without offending any other people involved.

singular form:
"stop trying to fajunkle me up bob!" hollered eugene as he became enraged.
plural usage:
"i am so fajunkling exhausted." exclaimed joan.
"do think i really fajunkling care?" retorted diane.

by rachelness July 2, 2007

Fajubble

adj. — To be confused, flustered, or annoyed.

"My wifi keeps going out. I am fajubbled."

by DrFajubble September 19, 2017

Fakiu

A Spanglish derivative of the phrase "fuck you". I.E. how a Spanish speaking person with little English skills would spell "fuck you".

Scott: "Hey, David! You're a fat-ass!"

David: "Fakiu!"

by scotthuey April 28, 2009

fakeuncle

A pornographic video about someone and their uncle. Kind of like the "fake taxi" series.

"Hey, have you seen the newest fakeuncle?"
"Yeah! I busted the largest nut to that chick's uncle!"

by UncleSAMSONITE August 7, 2018

Fakutu

Being a really big asshole that usually deprives themselves from being "nice" or "likable" in all ways.

They come in variety, most of them will tend to think their "cool" of their doings but in reality they are hated by everyone they meet, unless you are brain damaged.

Guy 1 : Have you heard of that fakutu John?
Guy 2 : yeah he's such a fucking cunt.

by coconutsevvie October 15, 2021

Fakumentary

So-called reality shows that show nothing remotely close to reality.

The Real Housewives of Orange County is anything but reality, unless they're showing average women its nothing but a fakumentary.

by robbane February 4, 2009

fakruddin

a rather angry short man

Fakruddin just blew steam from his ears

by ja-ja-ja-jordan May 2, 2009