fajunkle 

the better way of saying the "F" word. it can be used in innocent conversation without offending any other people involved.

singular form:
"stop trying to fajunkle me up bob!" hollered eugene as he became enraged.
plural usage:
"i am so fajunkling exhausted." exclaimed joan.
"do think i really fajunkling care?" retorted diane.

fajunkle by rachelness July 2, 2007

Fujunkled 

(also can be pronounced fuh-jung-gled)

A word to describe your mood when you have nothing else to describe it or a word to describe someone being a butthead. It also can imply a dirty response.

1) Man, I don't know, I'm just fujunkled.
2) Why are you being so funjunkled?!?!
3) I think he's fujunkling again. =X

Fujunkled by xnatalieroslynx November 30, 2009

fadunkle 

The act of knocking someone out by cock slap

She would stop nagging me to play with her and her husband when she was clearly 3 sheets to the wind, so I walked over and have her a Fadunkle to the forehead and knocked the bitch out.

fadunkle by Dr. Fadunkle February 5, 2015

flajunkled

in a confused state of mind. fretting profusely. very hyper and loud. flabergasted

my friend was talking 90 miles a minute and i couldn't understand her....I WAS SO FLAJUNKLED

flajunkled by vicky and kendall October 4, 2008