Failswitch Engage

True band name of Killswitch Engage.

Failswitch Engage sucks

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

failslut

A person who would be defined as a slut, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.

Person 1: Dude, that girl's saggy tits are almost hanging out for everyone to see. She leaves nothing up to the imagination!

Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol

by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009

fabsofuckinglutely

Like absofuckinglutely but gayer and with more conviction.

"Gay marriage should be legalized universally"
"Fabsofuckinglutely!"

by HappyPerpetualFappy February 12, 2020

Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

Mike Faist

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018

Faisa

A really down to earth person. Reaaaaally sweet and caring. She's very nice and talkative and shes very beautiful too.

Anne: Who's she
Andy: Faisa! You dont know her!!!!!

by Jakey Falkey December 21, 2009

FAIDS

Abbreviation for Feline AIDS.
Cat AIDS in lamence terms.

Eg 1,

Isaac: Have you heard about Big Tom?

Joe GT: You mean Jeremy's cat?

Isaac: Yeah, hes got FAIDS.

Eg 2,

Mr Clifford: Remember the time we found that bag of excrement at my house?

Jacob: Shit yeah, we're lucky we didnt catch FAIDS!

by jMiR February 16, 2010