mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 31, 2011

Stop fagging around

Stop fagging around means fuck off in a nicer way. When someone is annoying you you say stop fagging around.

John annoyed Harrison and Harrison said stop fagging around.

by Deshaun Rogers December 21, 2017

Fapintosh

Using a mac to look at porn because they dont get a virus, aka a fapintosh.

My windows machine always had viruses, my IT buddy recommended I get a fapintosh.

by jlh42581 September 6, 2013

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

Faggin’ Out

A supercharged gay sex session, complete with every foreplay technique and sexual position two guys can think of, all performed in a gay-as -theater backdrop of Madonna music, old movie starlet posters and a faint scent of jasmine.

Guy 1. Hey Gary, what did you do this weekend?
Guy 2. I had a two day romp with a super buff bottom named Chip! We were totally Faggin’ Out!!

by R-Dickulous August 28, 2020

Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.

Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.

by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011

Faginator

Someone who acts like a complete fag, or just an idiot in general.

Meghan: Oh my gosh, did you see that girl throw those goggles at that boy's face, which broke his braces and a tooth?
Stefani: Yeah. What a faginator!

by jsafwt August 16, 2009