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(n.) One who teaches how to break the law. Quite likely a Jewish man teaching children to pickpocket. Based on Dickens' Charactor from Oliver
I think I better think it out again!
fagin by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004
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1. noun. to be a fagin, to be fagin-like. an object that enables you to fagin someone
2. verb. to fagin/steal someones stuff. to be a fagin to someone.
1.Gus: did you see that guy, he was such a total fagin
Jack: yeah i totaly did what a fagin
2.Gus: Argh! that fagin! he just fagined all my stuff. what a fagin
Jack: yeah i saw that hes a total fagin
fagin by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008
a word to describe a person or situation that is orkward and results in one person feeling embarrassment.
that's fagin.
What's fagin?
fagin by kai88 May 25, 2007

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
Fake Yiddish for a curious male who experiments with men. Not meant to be derogatory. It refers to males who has hooked up with males, but usually dates girls. Not completely gay, but perhaps a little bit.
"Did you hear about David last night?"
"Yeah he made out with Tali (Male name) last night."
"Yeah. He's a little Fagilah"
Fagilah by Zpeso December 13, 2009

Dildo Faggins 

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
Dildo Faggins by Sodoman February 19, 2015

Leather Facing 

To slice ones face off and wear it as your own.

Leather facing is a good idea if its October 30th and you have no costume.

It is also a good idea if you are old and want a to look much younger and don't mind peeling the face off of a Child/Infant/Toddler/New Born/Fetus.
My Nan has been feeling a bit down on how old she looks, so she went to a children's hospital and leather faced half of the leukaemia ward.

Shut up Pierre or i'll dig up your recently deceased granddad and leather face him and fuck your nan.

Wow I'm so tired after leather facing all them kids at chucky cheese. I think I'll have a siesta.
Leather Facing by TWC.TV March 21, 2017
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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