1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.
by hategravy September 19, 2009
Get the farkward mug.When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.
This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.
This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"
Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."
Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."
by Steamer Joe January 11, 2010
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A sexual position. The woman straddles the man while facing his feet then gyrates her hips up and down.
by Sarah Setzer September 12, 2006
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by TheAbsurdist December 17, 2008
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In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.
In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.
Male 1: Yo I was slamming that girl from my church the other night, and right when she thought I was gonna nut in her mouth I flipped the script and pulled the greatest backwards recliner the world had ever seen. It was so great my cock sauce was red.
Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...
Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...
by Crunchyeater June 5, 2016
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