facepionage

Spying on someone via facebook. Can be done by parents, employees, peers, and others.

I don't use my real name on facebook because I'm afraid my parents will engage in facepionage.

by wanderingscholar February 14, 2009

facehoe

someone who is thirsty for blowjobs or to have cum on face

Sam: Yo! Dave, you slept with the girl whom you met at Times Square?
Dave: yes bruh!she is a facehoe

by jenniferlannister June 17, 2019

Facephobia

Since a person has been on Facebook for so long, he or she is afraid to talk or socialize in person; The fear of socializing in person due to Facebook

Guy1: Why won't Jim come down to the bar?

Guy2: Oh, he has Facephobia.

by Theonewhoknowsallkinda October 19, 2010

Facepoon

The act of planting your vagina on some one's face.

Out of nowhere, she fucking facepooned me. That bitch.

by Facepoonberg May 5, 2009

fartphone

when you fart publicly, and blame it on the sound of your phone vibrating

Hey Dan, did you just fart?
No dude, it was my phone.
...2 minutes later
Dan totally fartphoned.

by MexiForce5000 January 4, 2010

Facehole

A Word Used By The Hillbilly Family, Means Jerk, Retard, Idiot, Or A Person Who Is Overall Annoying:
Use It Often, For It Is The Coolest Word In The World.!

"Wow, Robert's Such A Facehole.!"
"I Knoww, He Eats Children."
"Ugh Yeah, A Total Facehole"

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by LoveLikeWoe.!<3 February 22, 2011

facehole

Someone who has an incredibly uglu ass face and talks out of their ass ,hence facehole.

You are the biggest fucking facehole I have ever seen.

by Suck my balls you facehole May 13, 2005