failpants

1. an interjection, i.e. "FAILPANTS!"

2. a noun meaning a hypothetical garment imbuing the wearer with the inclination to fail, especially unintentionally.

I must have woken up with my failpants on today; I left my homework on my desk in my bedroom!

by whatthehayls December 27, 2009

fastpants

Fighter Pilot slang for an anti-G suit. They are worn by the crew members of high performance airplanes and contain air bladders that expand around the torso and the legs to help fight the blood-pooling effects of Hi G or acceleration loading due to aircraft maneuvering at higher speeds.

This is a DACT training sorte. Where are your fastpants?

by Rocket T. Man October 11, 2007

facepass

having a cis-passable face. sees usage among trans people

i may facepass but the rest of my body does not pass very well

by WORM worrior October 14, 2021

emotional faceplant

when you suddenly go from very happy to very sad, whether it be from something that happened (breakup, striking out, cockblocked) or coming back from a manic episode.

(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.

(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.

by impslayer July 25, 2010

fartpants

Originated near Frederick, MD circa 2004---noun---One who farts so viciously it leaves a pungent odor in their pants that may last an extended period of time.

Dude...Tim has some killer "fartpants" today.

by KMA December 8, 2004

Faceplant Dance

A SEVERE beatdown, usually involving a trip to the dentist afterwards...

"That bitch fucked with me so much I decided to teach her the faceplant dance"

by Shiva196 February 27, 2012

FaceParty

Clearly the person that posted the definition calling Faceparty "tragic" is too ugly to make use of Faceparty's main benefit, namely its use as a forum for people to meet with a view to having totally meaningless sex.

"I went on Faceparty last night, met a chick and was round her house banging her face within the hour."

by Hoona April 5, 2005