FaceFuck

Affectionate nickname for FaceBook

Status update: 'Goodnight facefuck, time for bed.'

by mofog6 January 25, 2011

facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.

Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.

by newsvava February 11, 2009

facefuck

something that’s so godly , so amazingly , so beautifully it turns into a facefuck

seb: ‘ your room looks amazing emma ‘

emma: ‘ thank you seb it is indeed a facefuck’

caiti:’ bulky emma + lisbon’s gc is facefuck’
zaahira & liza:’ timothee chalamet is a face fuck’

razan: ‘ following the religion of razanism is a facefuck’

by bulky emmas plus lisbons April 13, 2020

facebuck

to be drunk, inebriated, intoxicated, or shammered while facebooking.

often results in ridiculous and/or shameful posts one would not make whilst sober.

can be a verb as well.

" i was soo facebuck last night.. i dont know why i wrote one insert ex's name here's wall.

"holy shiet daria, your are all over my news feed" "ya i facebucked last night'

by Ninja Shit January 26, 2011

Facebuck Wild

When one has reached one's own peak on facebook for clever and witty comments.

Person 1: Dang did you see how hilarious that one feed was?

Person 2: Yeah Nick went Facebuck Wild and made that other person look like an idiot!

by somekewld00d June 1, 2010

facefucking goddess

A woman who loves to use a man's face for her sexual pleasure by sliding back and forth across his face, and /or grinding against his features to achieve multiple orgasms. Often used as a sign of Dominance, a woman may use this to train or instill in her partner, that this is the only way he can have sex with her or any woman she chooses, and that his mouth, not his penis, will be the recipient of their orgasms which he will be trained to consume at all times without fail. She will also instruct him to use his tongue at any time to "worship" her pussy and asshole in the manner she desires to derive the most pleasure, no matter how long or often she wishes to "use" him.

My girlfriend was a "Facefucking Goddess". She used to use my face for her sexual pleasures on a daily basis, sometimes for hours at a time, and sometimes while entertaining her girlfriends!

by queeningboy November 8, 2013

facefuck

To be forced against your will, by your peers into signing up for and using facebook

"oi man add those photos you took last night!"

"fuck off chris, you twat, stop facefucking me."

by mikorp September 9, 2007