Okay I'm done I already came twice you ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
I'm all outta gas not so fast uh your finger just went in my ass
Ow that hurt take it out now oh wait a minute aw wait a minute ow
Put it in in in in this don't mean I'm I don't like men
I like boobs boobs boobs now you see that gerbil grab that tube
Shove it up my butt let that little rascle nibble on my asshole uhh
Yeah right there right there Ahh I'm cumming oh yeah
Fack I just came again okay pull it out now enhh
Oh fuck yeah wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there
Ow fuck I think it's stuck oh but it feels so fucking good.
Fack I just came again
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A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
Get the flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late] mug.An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.
Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*
*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*
THE END
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*
*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*
THE END
by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009
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