Flongstic

A combination of flid, mong & spastic. meaning a very stupid person for which no other would describe their stupidity enough

I can't believe you got that wrong you flongstic

by Semtex1871 January 18, 2009

flongy

The act of rubbing a flaccid penis against the outer rim of the butthole ever so gently.

Jimmy really enjoyed the rough flongy with his ex-husband.

by SomethinMuppet February 18, 2017

Flongle

A non-curse word which can be used in place of shit, fuck or dick.

Example 1: You suck flongle!

Example 2: What the flongle!?

by Rōnin February 15, 2018

Flongofy

It is usually used to describe an angry grindo. Xreat Plondoj

Stupid flongofy

by fat jungo March 3, 2019

Flong

When you mispronounce the word “long” and it comes out as “flong”

Why are the cheese sticks so flong - uh, I meant to say long!

by Deck the Halls,Falalalalalala May 16, 2023

fling flong

when you really tryna smash. And them clothes come off and your legs open and the sound effects is FLING FLONG. BOOM.

Yo when I saw him I just thought dayum FLING FLONG.

by toasterstruddles247 November 28, 2017

ding flong

Vilis ding flong

Vili used his ding flong last night when he was watching Romeo and Juliet

by Juliet wanted that ding dong August 19, 2018