alcoholic exorcism

when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling "god" or "jesus save me!"

Andrew: I just found Ian
Jeff: Where was he?
Andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.

by magicalzorse January 24, 2011

exorcism

Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.

In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"

by dunno April 11, 2005

Exorcism Head

When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.

Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it

Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys

by hahasuka December 7, 2020

excorcism

When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.

The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.



"The power of Christ compells you"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

exorcism pickle

A tasty snack eaten usually before or after an exorcism occurs, either while waiting for the possessed to arrive or for the formerly possessed to stop crying.

1. "It could take a while for Meg to show up Father Jeff. Would you like an exorcism pickle?"

2. "Aw, stop crying you pansy. It was only a demon. Let me eat my exorcism pickle in peace."

by T. Pen August 21, 2007

Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.

"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"

by T-Money April 2, 2004

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009