Extended Blink

What you do when you come home from a long day of doing nonsense; sleep.

"You trynna chill right now bro?"
"Nah, nigga, it's been a long day. I'm boutta take an extended blink."
"Aight, nigga, bet."

by Fresh Timbs June 1, 2018

Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

by gymscooter January 7, 2021

External Cyborg

A person who is carrying so much electronic equipment that if it was within their body cavity, then they would be considered a cyborg. Most often they are carrying more electronics than they'd ever need, and a significant percentage is actually redundant.

For example, a teenager with an IPOD, TI-83 calculator, wrist watch, laptop computer, and a laser pointer. Therefore, this teenager is considered an External Cyborg.

For example, if you have so many electronics on hand that being pushed into a pool of water would drown you, and not because you can't swim. This is of course assuming all of the electronics were off when you were pushed into said pool of water. Only an External Cyborg would carry that many electronics.

by cubedspace3 February 22, 2010

Extense

Extense - the wrong way to spell Extenze

Customer : hello I'm looking to buy a drug called Extense .

Drug pharmacy clerk : ...... I think you're looking

For Extenze with a Z not extense with a S .

by Blu_leef July 8, 2023

Interior/Exterior Specialist

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.

Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!

by Gman86Backup January 10, 2018

extenze

bullshit in a pill

If you have short dick syndrome or merely have a small boner extenze won't do anything for you. If you're a teen keep waiting to see how your dick genes play out. If you're an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don't believe in fornicating.

by irked by dick ads May 26, 2013

Extended Essay

4,000 words of pure hell

I wrote my extended essay in Literature. I did not sleep for 3 days straight.

by L. Christine April 7, 2009