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Kakus Exposure

Kakus refers to fecal matter. Kakus exposure is the act of getting Kakus, fecal matter, on any part of your body. The most common cause of Kakus Exposure is obviously anal sex, however there are other ways in which this may occur.
After eating the White Tuna Sushi, Bill had to run to the bathroom at Kyogin. The white tuna upset his stomach causing him to have "peanut butter poopie", while wiping for the 18th time he got some of the "peanut butter poopie" on his fingers. This resulted in a minor case of Kakus Exposure.

After sodomizing a camel, Ahmed had Kakus Exposure on his morronga and developed Morrong Fever. His cousin, Obama Osama Barruq, had to run to the drugstore and get some Morrongicillin so Ahmed wouldn't develop Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.

Junior had Kakus Exposure after playing with the sheep in his grandfather's farm. Junior has very bad hand washing habits, while at dinner eating fried chicken he contaminated the dinner, now everyone in Junior's family is in the hospital with Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.
by Kinki Louie May 14, 2008
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a strong southern exposure

when you have some serious plumber's crack
aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"
(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)
by delaney jane March 5, 2008
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Dece Exposure

Is when a male pulls his genitals out in public or at a private party in an effort to take it up a notch.
Bro 1: Yo, I saw you get up on the speaker at that party and pull your dick out. Are you worried about being charged with indecent exposure?
Dilla: Indecent exposure?! No way Bro! More like dece exposure!
by Tunacandick69 November 16, 2011
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maximum exposure

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."
by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004
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Northern Exposure

To show, (flash) someone your breasts
The girls on the girls gone wild video give northern exposure
by El Supremo June 27, 2005
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derect exposure

Refers to what a chick receives when a dude with the hots for her drops his drawers and stands close in front of her so that his huge hard-on is right in her face.
Cutie: I'm not really much into giving blowjobs or handjobs, but I always suckcum to temptation whenever a well-hung stud gives me derect exposure.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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southern exposure

If you wanna see plenty of southern exposure, go check out da "clothing optional" beach in Corpus Christi.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
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