Phillips Exeter Academy

A secondary co-educational boarding school which takes all those who were not accepted to Phillips Academy Andover and pretends like they are better. The Exonian student body is made up of pompous, unhappy, and boring individuals with an average amount of school pride, only because of their odd sense of horrific and over-competetive rivalry. They tend to sneak around slipping in snide comments about how their school is number one, when everyone knows that Andover is better, has been here longer, and has no weird obsession with the "Harkness table." In all honesty, Exeter is a fine school, but so is Andover and many of the Andover - Exeter kids are actually friends, and there are even some Andover-Exeter families, but there are some Exonians who take the rivalry too seriously and are overly mean and aggressive. In conclusion, Exeter is fine, sure, it'll get you somewhere but Andover will always be number one.

Bill from Connecticut: I went to Phillips Exeter Academy!
Chick he's trying to pick up: Cool beans...

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Claire from Singapore: I went to Andover!
Guy she's trying to impress: Will you marry me?
Claire: Das right.

by emjohnson November 9, 2011

Exeter

A school that wishes it were as free and liberal as Andover. It resorts to picking on its traditional rival Andover, but with much greater frequency and viciousness than Andover picks on Exeter. That's because Exeter is insecure about itself, and so it hates Andover. But Andover really couldn't give two cents about Exeter.

Exeter sudent: "Hey, it's a dude from Bendover! Hey, your water polo team sucks, we beat you this year!"
Andover student: (planning his happy, successful future)

by A neutral observer December 28, 2005

Exeter

red neck town

hick-vill, 'ima gonna ride my tracta down the Exeter Highway'

by that is freakin sweet June 29, 2008

Exeter

A boarding school in Exeter, New Hampshire known for going out and tipping cows over on the weekend because they have nothing better to do. Jealous of Phillips Andover Academy, which has a lower acceptance rate, better academics, a better football record, a larger campus, a better hockey team, and two US presidents (Exeter has one, but it was over 100 years ago). Known for choking themselves with their ties.

Exeter Kid: Dude, Andover sucks! You guys ain't got the Harkness Table!

Andover Scholar: (Choosing Between Harvard and Yale)

by boom1394908 August 31, 2008

Exeter

The place where kids who don't get into Andover go to felch each other.

Nick: Why Cletus, where are you going to school?

Cletus: I'm going to exeter.

Nick: My, you'll need lube and a dental dam.

by Jamal P. Harrington III Esq. May 8, 2005

Exeter

pretty cool prep school. wicked nice campus. way to many asians who hit on everybody and more drugs that are accessible to the general public. however, Exeter High School is 10x better!

Exeter High at least lives here...

by Something Corporate August 18, 2006

exeter

andover's biggest rival. more a traditional type of boarding school, and known for its "harkness method". although the harkness method may be a different approach to learning, it is actually not that different from any other classroom with the same amount of students. the only reason exeter ends up having smart kids is because...well, 1) they only pick out the smart, driven kids for admission, and 2) they pressure their kids to almost the point of suicide. but most who survive, no doubt, go to nice colleges and enter intellectually challenging careers. well, if you're not one of those slackers that gets drunk and hooks up with those blondes from greenwich.

dan brown went to exeter.

i visited exeter, but the harkness method isnt much differnet from classes in my old school. the stupid people dont talk, the smart people do.

i got into exeter.

gee, i cant wait to start andover in 3 weeks!

by andoverisdabest August 17, 2006