Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄

“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”

by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

eusis

Derived from the Latin word "placere," which means please, eusis is a word that can be used in almost any situation. It can be used to express happiness, as well as confusion. "Eusis" is most commonly used when laughing with friends during class and making fun of terrible pictures.

Lizzy: EUSIS Stella, eusis!!

Stella: Yes Lizzy, eusis!!

by zuzi_lizzi March 12, 2021

Maxwell Edison

a 20's mob gangster who eliminated his victims using a silver hammer.

fun fact: he was a bright young boy majoring in medicine at the University of Chicago at the time of his trial.

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.

by mag February 27, 2005

Thomas Edison

A fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb.

It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison?

by T Money November 22, 2004

edistsew

edistsew edis-to-sue
ghetto mystic term.
a Rubidoux,ca. term that means "an action either positive or negative created to balance the scales of life.

This term is used when ever a person dies or is killed for a worthy cause as deemed by the "hood" . It also refers to G*D in man as one entity and a oneness to all things .

edistsew all day 'erriday

edistsew for life

edistsew as a place or person.
he came from the edistsew.

by flip webster/kenny walker May 11, 2007

the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011