Midnight essay

An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.

Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"

Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."

by Wanderfalke May 3, 2010

Essay

A ploy conceived by English teachers to show their jaded outlook towards students who are either too stupid to do it anyway, or are smart, but prefer pin-point to the point answering rather than spending five paragraphs trying to convince "X" to do "Y". They usually give people a week or so to do the essay, but it is known fact that nobody does the stupid things until the night before it's due.

Tom - "We're going to see a movie, wanna come along?"
Ray - "No, I've still got this clusterfuck of an essay to write."
William -"You mean the one where you have to write five pages about what your favorite aspect of Beowulf was and why?"
Ray - "Yep. See you guys monday."

by Insert Alias Here October 12, 2009

Essence

Most beautiful girl, that most people admire. Very talented, loves God and loves sports.Sometimes viewed as a tomboy. Everyone wants to be her, or at least be around her. Can have total mood swings sometimes, but still she is the numero uno. Beautiful smile and outrageous body! Swagged out, indeed she is!

Girl-Did you know Essence was throwing a party?

Girl2- Yea, you know it's going to be hot if Essence is throwing it!!

Girl- Of Course, she's the best!!

by Fashion_ISTA December 18, 2010

Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

by Whomst would've June 10, 2019

essay

Something that my english teacher didn't teach me.

I have to do this tomorrow. I'm totally fucked now. Thanks a lot, Mrs. smoking pot Dunn-Peters for not teaching me about essays.

by suicidalqueen February 20, 2011

essendrop

One who is suspiciously good at everything.

When did she learn Chinese?!
She's an Essendrop.
Oh.

by Yoda35 April 24, 2014

Essault

Apparently, his aim is not disgusting, he plays at a high level in all games. Unfortunately too lazy to be a pro player.

twitter.com/essault
twitch.tv/essaultify

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Essault aim too good dawg <3

by liltimmy420 May 12, 2022