ESPN

Claims to be a "worldwide leader in sports". a malignant misconception since they don't cover F1 racing,rugby or motoGP just to mention a few international sports!!
More like the "leader in US sports!"

1st character:"I wish ESPN could at least cover the F1 racing highlights….."
2nd character:"…SSShhhhhh....they are talking about Barry Bonds on ESPN Hollywood!!!!!!"

by muri29 September 25, 2006

ESPN

Fop definition for ESP. Devised by residents of the Une.

Mees: "I have ESPN!"

Meester: "Uh, you mean, ESP?"

by meester February 01, 2007

ESPN

The ability to see future sporting event outcomes.

I have ESPN.

by tortugadude May 28, 2009

ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.

Yo, ESPN rocks!

by jack May 13, 2003

ESPN

An acronym for the phrase "Everyone smoke pot now"

"Yo yo yo! ESPN bitches!" Then proceed to get blazed.

by The Bag Bandit December 02, 2010

ESPN

Every Spouse's Personal Nightmare.

nice nikkie for a respected sports channel, innit?

by hytham_hammer July 09, 2005

ESPN

Extra Sexual Party Network

I am an asshole who knows shit about sports and I don't have a personality so I hook up my brain to the Extra Sexual Party Network (ESPN). I jerk off to SC daily, and I release on the #1 top play.

by asdfdsfsdds April 08, 2008