When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
by anonymous October 14, 2021
Get the Dirty Ervinmug. by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020
Get the kenzie ervinemug. by one eye bandit December 14, 2010
Get the ervin shortwellmug. 
Very fun to be around, Great person, Loves to drink and have a good time. Will stick up for you when needed and is always there when you fall down. She's first aid certified and can patch up and boo boo, whether it be physically or emotional she can fix it. She's the best mom and always looks out for her children and pushes them to make good decisions. Her inner child is still strong and she believes everyone deserves love. She's an amazing woman.
Brenda: " Hey, I'm going to Frances Gladys Marie Ervin's tonight!"
Luke: " Not without me you're not! That Frannie is an amazing gal."
Luke: " Not without me you're not! That Frannie is an amazing gal."
by rayjay2109 January 6, 2023
Get the Frances Gladys Marie Ervinmug. When you’re hitting her from the back and as you’re about to nut you suplex her and scream “YOU ARE NOT WORTHY” then proceed to finish yourself off (can enhanced by adopting a smug look).
Bro so I was getting it good last night then learned she lied to me about being her first so I gave her the Dirty Ervin.
by Based God Emperor Trump December 16, 2020
Get the Dirty Ervinmug. by Str8Tristeza March 20, 2025
Get the Erv Lies (Ervin Lie)mug.