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Ert-man

A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.
Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!
by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012
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ti ert

The urban word for tired.
Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.

Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!
by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 27, 2003
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mein kampf-ert zone

Being in Hitlers ass
Your in mein Kampf-ert zone
by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017
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Ert

Ert

The inverse of inert, meaning to move.

Pronounced as /ərt/, or ert, like inert without the in, urt sorta

Ert meaning able to move
That there plane is very ert when it is moving
by Ert maker 66 July 22, 2025
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Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
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Ert

Vurre gut
Oh yuz Ert like!
by TwoPointOne October 26, 2016
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Ert

by SkippytheERTMAN August 11, 2023
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