equiugular

1. Two people who are just as ugly as one another.

It started as a math class joke from the word equiangular.

Those two loosers in the back are equiugular.

by Cassandra, Brooke May 17, 2004

Bros Equis

A term of endearment for use by LAX bros. Similar to bro or broseph. This word was formed by the ability of laxers to turn ordinary words into bro words by putting bro in it. This particular term originates from the Dos Equis guy, otherwise known as The Most Interesting Man in the World. This term generally refers to LAX gods, or those of high broly stature.

Lax bro1: "Hey Bros Equis, what are you doing tonight?"
Lax bro2: "The usual, shotgunning Nattys with my spoon and my slampiece"

by Lax4Lyfe August 9, 2010

Dos Equis

When two males beat their boners on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey Tim you want a Dos Equis?

Tim: Yup

John: Alright lets do this Joe

by Big Red 78 March 14, 2011

equistank

Presenting with an equivalent foul smelling quality.

1. Europeans don't smell each other because they have equistank.

by onenosymf March 30, 2011

Equisiform

Pronounciation: Ex-quiz-eh-form

To make something fit when it’s not or fix something in a janky way. Especially by hitting the object, using the wrong tool for the job, change something in a non traditional method, or temporarily duct taping as a permanent solution.

Alternative: Can also refer to non physical objects and thoughts. See examples.

Darla equisiformed the Atari controller with duct tape.

The kids needed to equisiform their thoughts to get the round peg through the square hole.

by Moredini May 26, 2023

dos equis

1- A human being who carries two X-chromosomes; a woman

2- Slang: a homosexual male

3- A good Mexican beer (if 'good beer' and 'Mexican' were not an oxymoron)

1- I really like the boobies on that dos equis.

2- My friend likes Tommy, but she doesn't have a chance because he's totally dos equis.

3- Oh you have Dos Equis? I'll just have water, thanks.

by chadlebald January 12, 2005

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011