web enabled

To take an othewise perfectly functional device or peice of software, slow it down, make it buggy and general make a mess of things for the sole purpose of being able to browse pron directly on the app/device

All the recent versions of Office have been flakey as hell since they web-enabled the suite.

by KillAllHumans September 14, 2004

Penis Enabler

A girl who provides blow jobs or hand jobs to a select guy she really has no intrest in. But doesnt want to offend him once he's whipped it out, so just goes along with it.

Friend #1: She is such a penis enabler.
Friend #2: No,She just felt bad once he already took it out.

by Trouble_gurl August 9, 2010

fag enabler

A good person, who is accepting of most people, mainly homosexuals. Initially intended as an insult, but vastly unaffective seeing as most fag enablers are proud to be fag enablers.

-Did you hear about that fag enabler Heith Ledger?
-Yeah, it's a shame we lost such an open-minded person.

by Nathan Proctor March 3, 2008

enabling friend (EF)

1) A friend who encourages extreme behaviour to 1) make themselves feel virtuous in comparison 2) make their companion feel as though everything they are doing is really not so bad after all. Both friends have to collude in the behaviour partnership for the relationship to work.

A shopaholic and an enabling friend will go shopping together. The enabling friend (EF) will buy two items and tell the shopaholic things like the real reason they buy is that they have excellent taste, love beautiful things and really deserve them because they work so hard and encourage the partner to buy ten things. The EF then reassures herself or himself that (s)he's very restrained and frugal compared to his or her companion.
The same applies to going drinking with someone who has an alcohol problem.

by Sarah McCartney September 10, 2006

enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

by anonymous April 4, 2004

meta-enabling

Writing about lowbrow things in a highbrow way.

Occurs frequently on blogs and Tumblr.

Person 1: "I just wrote a Tumblr post about how the remix of R. Kelly's Ignition is best song of the decade."
Person 2: "Dude, you realize that you are meta-enabling?"
Person 1: "Yeah, but I need to generate pageviews without losing my high-end advertising — or my self-regard."

by hashtaghashtag December 5, 2009

Enabled

Less-retarded version for triggered, because that's for normies.

Andsam: I fully support how Bright was made, possibly the best film of 2017 and all of you can fuck off
Husko: lol you're enabled

by HuskoXd December 29, 2017