Empathy

Not having this really is its own punishment.
Iam "I forget I'm supposed to being doing empathy sometimes. It just slips my mind. And then I remember (after the fact) and beat myself up over it. I'm glad you and yours are doing well. I know you've been back for a while. I've been gone for a while. I didn't even think anyone would notice. Or care. You're right about a lot of things you know. You know, they say you should treat people as though you're talking to an old friend. I heard someone say that once. A lot of my personality is just 'people like it when you do *blank* so you should do *blank*'. I just do it because I heard that it was a good thing to do. I like doing things that people like."

Hym "I like doing things that people hate. They like doing things that I hate. Everybody wins. I hate that can't express myself fully. I want to save some of the good thoughts for a climactic moment. But that moment may never come. Oh well. Guess it can't be helped."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
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Empathy Boner

An erection that inexplicably appears when consoling someone.
I held her closely as she cried, hoping she wouldn't notice my raging empathy boner.
by Sirencio February 17, 2012
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Radical Empathy

When you sleep with incels and fedora tippers to ‘understand their perspectives’.
Kate just went to the MGTOW club to have sex with everyone there, what a display of Radical Empathy!
by Sussus Hapus July 02, 2021
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Mother Empathy

The know-it-all who claims to “feel” too much emotion and preaches “walk a mile in my shoes” to anyone and everyone, but bullies people when someone else fails to understand what they preach.
Naomi: I’ll still love you when you tell me what happened today.
Warren: I forgot I was supposed to see you today because I had to take my dog to the vet urgently.
Naomi: How could you be so insensitive to my feelings when I had made the plans specially for you? All you think about is the dog. I felt stood up, hurt and left alone. I think you don’t even like me, I’m a person and if you can’t value me above a dog, I cant see you anymore.
Warren: But I’m sorry, I would have seen you if I wasn’t occupied.
Naomi: We are done.
Warren: *THINKING* So much for honesty... Holy Mother Empathy!
by Turn3r February 21, 2019
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empathy burnout

A feeling of emotional and physical exhaustion due to an overload of others emotions.
I'm too tired, I'm having an empathy burnout.
by Oinkingcow June 15, 2017
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Testicular empathy

The ability to feel the ghost pain a man feels when seeing another man hit in the genitals
Man 1: bro did you see jimmy get hit in the balls?

Man 2: yea bro I have testicular empathy
by Ns October 11, 2013
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cold empathy

Feeling cold just by watching someone else shiver. Physiological response to seeing another person who is cold.
A recent study showed that people's body temperature actually dropped when they saw images of an actor dipping their hand into ice cold water. They called it cold empathy.
by yes juanito yes January 18, 2015
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