A slick, low-viscosity secretion composed of drool and nasal phlegm, typically oozing from an unconscious or heavily relaxed mouth. Often found pooling on unfortunate surfaces—be it a pillow, a lover's chest, or the unsuspecting shoulder of a friend who made the mistake of offering a nap spot. The bastard child of drool and juice, Druice is the bodily cocktail nobody ordered.
Last night, my girl fell asleep on my bare chest, completely knocked out. When we woke up, she had baptized both of us in a full-on druice tsunami—her entire face glazed, my chest marinating in a warm, viscous mess that had settled into every crevice. It was like waking up in the aftermath of a slug’s victory lap. True love is pretending this is normal.
by YoU'REanEIGHt February 20, 2025
To naturally be aware of the emotional state of your fellow man, without necessarily
A trait that only the most upstanding suckers have.
The one thing everyone in this world plays on to take advantage of your natural care and concern for your fellow man.
A trait that more times than not, will get you screwed over because "Treat others as you would like to be treated" is no longer a standard in society.
A trait that only the most upstanding suckers have.
The one thing everyone in this world plays on to take advantage of your natural care and concern for your fellow man.
A trait that more times than not, will get you screwed over because "Treat others as you would like to be treated" is no longer a standard in society.
by YoU'REanEIGHt May 11, 2023