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emoticonoclast

A person who refuses to use emoticons in text communication, believing their use to constitute an admission of inarticulateness. Etymology: emoticon + iconoclast

Derivatives: emoticonoclasm, emoticonoclastic
Of course I'm an emoticonoclast; why the shite can't people just express themselves using WORDS?
by LukeT September 15, 2007
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Emoticontage

:-( - My in-laws are coming for dinner.
:-/ - Although, my sister in-law is quite cute.
:-) - And she is wearing that low-cut top.
:-D - Everything better than expected!

Emoticontage.
by Aviciouswind September 30, 2010
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farmer emoticon

A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below

#|: )

The other features that can be added are listed below

#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun
Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!
by brown_muscles December 4, 2010
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middle finger emoticon

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Take that ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ (middle finger emoticon)
by Aujanee21 April 9, 2010
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emoticunt

A person (I use that word loosely) who overuses emoticons in chatrooms and emails. These people are lowly germs who must be eliminated.
kaybebe1617: hey dudds =D =D =D :) :) :)
jesse572789: juu hunny baby dawl :-* \:D/ >:) :P :) :) X-D X-D

...you get the idea.
by Eric Melech April 18, 2005
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Emoticon Denouement

When you're having a conversation with someone online and it starts to get boring so it slowly drifts into replies of emoticons until neither party replies.
Omar: Steve help! My convo with Sarah is drifting into an emoticon denouement.

Steve: Who the hell are you and why are you using my computer?
by Teetburger August 15, 2010
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Emoticycle

Following the emotional arc of a conversation by extracting the emoticons used therein. In some cases, entire conversations are entirely comprised of emoticons.
Your leaving? :(
That sucks. :'(
You go away too much. >:-o
>:-) <--- just realized can get a stripper delivered
Er, I mean. Have fun. ;)

The emoticycle of the above is: :( :'( >:-o >:-) ;)
by Fintoozler August 12, 2010
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