Eli

An Eli is a person who is sweet carring and is just the fucking best person you can meat

Eli's are a group of the nice funny popular kids not the mean athletes.

Those Eli's are so nice and funny

Did you see it when he was acting like an Eli

by That guy is awsome March 3, 2015

Eli

Adj. (ee-lie) - The state of being so high that one is unable to function.

Dude you're eyes are so fucking toasted! I think you've gone full Eli!

by SwagDaddylol November 7, 2012

eli

the bestist friend you could ever have. excruciatingly funny. Gives good hugs and makes you laugh. Good at sarcasm, but not in a bad way. Likes reading and magic tricks. Super duper cool. The kind of person who you will make faces at across the room. Stands up for his friends. would probobly die if he didn't exist.

person one: Your so lucky that you have eli as a friend.
person two: i know.

by misspiggy nightmare May 13, 2010

Eli

Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.

Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "

by Ilsea November 23, 2009

Eli

One of the nicest people you will ever meet. He is smart, good looking, and usually has a dirty mind. He has one of the largest penises known to man kind, but does not brag. His name is normally short for "Elijah" although not always.

"You know that smart, good looking kid Eli?"
"Yeah, he has a giant dick"

by BigethBoi November 17, 2019

Eli

He is an amazing friend you could never do without. He always makes you smile even when your upset, he is very talented when it comes to music (especially drums and guitar) is amazing when it comes to sport, very funny personality, very caring, respects his mates, gives awesome hugs and loves to say bolo

(Eli) (Sporty) (Musical)

by Squares11 November 1, 2013

eli

One of the sweetest boys ever to walk the earth. Gives me butterflies and studies genes.

Man, I would like to have a nice warm Eli in my bed tonight.

by Missunderstanding July 16, 2008