Joseph Eldridge

a Real Ass Nigga thats gets fresh .

Girl : Whos that ?

Girl 2: Oh thats A Joseph Eldridge.

by blahhblahhhhhhhhh December 24, 2010

Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

Ashley Eldridge

A girl who is very sexy and kind all the boys want her she is the most amazing kisser ever and never turns down a party

wow did you just see ashley
ashley eldridge yea shes a babe

by jenalii July 17, 2011

eldridge

insanely stupid or retarded

Look a that guy! He's such an eldridge

by Anonymous1985342 August 5, 2016

alexa eldridge

Alexa eldridge is a noob

alexa eldridge = noob

by Not Alec...................... October 14, 2011

Eldridgeism

Self Obsessed, morally corrupt,alien worshipping, psychotics who cannot function without drama. This also includes having a heightened sense of smell,sight,and hearing gifted to you by your alien gods.

After hanging out at courtney's for so long I noticed I caught the eldridgeism and started to complain about everything.

Dude you're acting like an asshole, you must be studying eldridgeism.

Stop opening your legs you eldridgizer.

by Cohorts October 25, 2009

Eldridged

The act of misspelling a word, or typing like shit.

"Fuck, I Eldridged again!"

by DrunkenMeatGriller November 16, 2019