eldophile

A young person that which is sexually inclined to an adult.

Justin who is 19, likes Scott who is 28.

by Justin May 13, 2005

elostic

reaching the highest state of legitimacy, to be more legit than the rest

Jim is so elostic that he slept with a latino hooker and didn't miss the football game.

by Jimbo Dean October 14, 2006

eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Elmosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to Elmo. Usually about 3-6 year olds.

"Tickle me Elmo Makes Me Elmosexual"

by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018

Eldon

Eldon is a complete stud. He has his ears peirced and doesnt care what other people think about it...(dad). Eldon is a synonym for chick magnet. He beats off girls with a stick... or his 34 inch biceps. Eldon works at best buy, and no girls... hes not for sale.... get in line.

girl: "Wow I would kill for a slice of Eldon!"

by sooooo hello March 7, 2010

Eldorado high school

A school full of "mature" kids who make jokes that belong in either 6th grade or to dads: an example is, "What does Miley Cirus eat on Thanksgiving?," you're going to laugh at this one, "Twerkey!!!!" Now ain't that funny. . . . At Eldorado, you got your small group of rich white kids, then just a bunch of other ethnicites thrown in there randomly. Not too many Asians, not too many Mexicans, but a shit ton of furries and weaboos (I mean a SHIT ton). Now, you might think there are a ton of drugs and drug use there, well there is but not what you'd think. Most of the drug use is by the white kids who think they're being cool by smoking a blunt and doing something retarded. All the dances there are super overpriced to account for the DJ's and the rediculous amount of decorations that don't make sense. Did I say dance, I meant RAVE. The dances are just a ton of laser lights and hardcore EDM.

Did you see that super fucking white weaboo who was peeing in the parking lot?

Yeah he must be an Eldorado High School kid.

Dude the Eldo dance is gonna be lit!
Dance, I think you mean rave dumbass.

by ImAWhiteBoi January 12, 2017

eldophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Damn dude you just turned 30 why are you trying to bang that 90 year old? You are such an eldophile.

by Moni-Love October 31, 2009