ejection seat

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

by Pacos November 1, 2005

Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

by Cameron March 30, 2004

ejecta

when a man cums and it is comparable to a volcanic eruption, an earthquake, or a nuclear explosion

His ejecta was so intense she couldn’t catch it all in her mouth.

by fangirllllllllll May 7, 2018

ejector crab

In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.

Did you see the ejector crab? He flew out of the boat and his chest is dark purple.

by Sorta Sorry July 6, 2017

ezeetshb

The correct way to spell the word commonly written as easy, if you spell it as easy you are wrong, sorry

Classmate: I got 9/10 on my spelling test
You: which did you get wrong?
Classmate : Ezeetshb
You: Seriously, how’s you spell it?
Classmate: Easy
You: everyone knows you spell it Ezeetshb

by Watolee March 5, 2018

Red was ejected.

Red is always sus in Among Sus

"Red sus"

Red was ejected.

by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022

Erection Ejection

When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.

by Moisty Mike January 2, 2018