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Ejacelation

To be so elated by a perceived favourable outcome in an event, no matter how mediocre, that one proceeds to ejaculate without warning in one's pants, regardless of the social situation.
Dentist: 'You were well behaved at your appointment today David, so here's a sticker'
David: (jizzes in pants)
Dentist: 'Ejacelation?'
David: 'Nope, prostate cancer.'
by Anonymous submissions January 27, 2017
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Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
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premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.
Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.
by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009
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Ejaculation

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.
While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"
by Lummer Hummer January 1, 2012
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taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.
My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011
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Ejaculation of gas

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas
by IXKD December 16, 2020
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Evaculation

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.
We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.
by Joel1983 October 3, 2017
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