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Empirical Evidence

Demanding empirical evidence is a way to deflect attention off yourself when you're being confronted about blatant lies you've told, or rumors you've created out of thin air.
Unless you have empirical evidence, Audrey won't believe the rumors you're telling her.
by ItsBrookeBitch July 12, 2015
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elidecelis

rentboy, male who often regularly performs sexual favours for elderly women or males of any age in exchange for rent and/or board.
Will favour homosexual pursuits such as masturbating whilst watching a fat man eat several burgers.
Also like watching Yawnion and has a liking for soft drugs like grass.
There is a strong likelihood that an elidecelis will have failedat higher education or may be a university dropout.
Young elidecelis spends more time selling his ass to granny than he does studying.
by Fred Arkim July 25, 2007
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Exident

A person who is of Ex or past relationships or Intimate companionship!
Your ex lover is an Exident not an accident!
by Ya yo November 26, 2019
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Joke epidemic

A joke epidemic is when in a certain period of time, everyone is making the same jokes or about the same subject. It's usually after an event that got a lot of media coverage.

Synonyms: Joke pandemic and joke infection
Person A:
If I hear one more Kanye West joke, imma not let you finish.

Person B:
Dude, you're totally contributing to the joke epidemic!
by Meanum December 20, 2009
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The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.
"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"
by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009
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Evidence Exhaustion

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.
So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.
by YAWA October 10, 2019
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epidermis

A word meaning "skin"
But many people take it the wrong way and look at their trousers....
"OH MY GOD, your epidermis is showing, cover it up now"
(Looks down at trousers)
"What???"
by R,L,L,J May 13, 2005
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