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Edward Cullen

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
by Bella :T December 29, 2008
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John Edwards

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
by 7654678 October 3, 2008
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edward stiiizy hands

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave
bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit
by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020
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Edward Cullen

Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.
by SoIherdyouliekmudkipz June 6, 2009
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Edward Elric

Edward (or Ed) Elric is the main character of a Manga and tv series called Fullmetal Alchemist. He, the Fullmetal Alchemist himself, is with his brother Alphonse, or Al, while they fight evil to get the Philosipher's Stone to get their bodies back. After their mother died and they tried to transmutate her, they failed and Ed lost his right arm and left leg, while Al lost his entire body. Ed bonded his body to an armor suit, and they headed off. Winry Rockbell , Ed's automail mechanic, goes along with the two to accompany them in their journey.
"I would pray, but I have no god to pray to"~

Guy: YOUR the Fullmetal Alchemist? But your so small! Edward Elric: Who you calling small, you little pipsqueak?!

Pinako: Drink your milk, you little shrimp! Ed: You old hag!

Pinako: You half pint midget!
by Merlgurl June 16, 2015
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r/edanonymemes

a subreddit for people with eating disorders to cope with their problems through humor. it’s pretty awesome, very diverse and accepting crowd too. although some content may be triggering so some people may find it better to stay off of it if they’re struggling with eating and body image problems.
person A: “man i wish there was a place i could joke about my ed without accidentally getting sent to grippy sock jail

person B: “bro have you heard of r/edanonymemes? the people there are really great and there’s some hilarious content”

person A: “i’ll check that out later, thanks!”
by phoenix wrangler May 4, 2021
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edward 40 hands

When you tape a 40 to each hand and can't take them off until you are finishied drinking them.
I almost pissed myself last night during an intense game of edward 40 hands.
by Dj Skeet August 14, 2006
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