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Edward Fortyhands

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."
by Liz T. January 3, 2007
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eduvacation

When you go to the carribean to get a medical degree.
My friend, boltok the rapist could not get into medical school in Canada or the US so he's taking an eduvacation in St. Kitts where they have a "medical school" in the middle of a resort.
by truth victor October 13, 2009
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Edward Grimes

One half of irish pop duo Jedward.
Edward Grimes is a beautiful human being that always looks fabulous!
Edward Grimes is an amazing teacher of all things you need to know in life, such as using an aeroplane toilet and taking a shower.
Edward Grimes like toilets, toilet paper, toilet flushes and sparkle!
Also known as : Edbb, Ed'ard
I love sparkly things, just Edward Grimes!
by Liam Mckenna January 11, 2012
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educational system

A system that claims to "educate" its victims, while in actuality hinders critical thought, creativity, or joy in the victim's everyday life by issuing homework to extend the torture. Also, to dumb down the generation within the walls of the institution to continue the vicious cycle of ignorance among the masses.
Teacher: Ok, now we shall learn how to do a 5 paragraph essay...

Student: But, isn't writing meant to represent free-flowing expression from people, and should not be subject to a trivial organization that only hinders this process? Oh wait, this is the what the educational system demands, is it?

Teacher: go to the office, now.
by DoneWithTheSystem March 16, 2014
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Edward Cullen

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
by Bella :T December 29, 2008
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Educational Television

The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014
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edward stiiizy hands

like edward 40 hands but instead of 40s you tape stiiizys to your hands. specifically stiiizy gold if youre on that fuck distillate 2020 wave
bro: what are you going to the halloween part as?
me: edward stiiizy hands.
bro: yoooo lemme hit
by 23_rainbow November 6, 2020
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