Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person:
Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce
Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school
bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School
Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School
Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school
bully with a flying dick*
School
bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*
Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO