tartastic

People that have no clue or no idea about what is going on around them. Even when it’s quite obvious!

Perhaps when u realize she’s out with every Tom dick and harry your tartastic lmfao but your still better than a hoe

by #grasylogic June 28, 2022

emotastic

something/someone that is fantastic, in an emo way!
emo + fantastic = emotastic!! hahah get it?.... tehe.

"Wowzer. That photo is seriously emotastic."

"You put too many definitions on urbandictionary that relate to Emo. That makes you lame." "No, it makes me emotastic"

by xXluvable.little.anonymous.emo.chickXx July 26, 2006

eargasmic

an orgasm to the ears

Bro1: "Dude did you just hear Just the way you are?"
Bro2: "Brooo that song is tight. His voice is eargasmic"

by studbrownie69 November 3, 2010

Sartastic

Fantasticly sarcastic.

That security guard was sartastic!

What a sartastic asshole!

by blythe07 March 18, 2009

sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

Erastic

The elastic males use in their underwear or shorts to hold their penis at 180 degrees when an erection occurs to conceal it. Generally more commonly used when in the early teen years.

Ben: I have a raging boner
Akhmed: Use your erastic to hold it

by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012

emotasticaful

a white girl word for little rich white girls who think there emo. in other words POSER

little rich white girl: OMG we r so emotasticaful
emo kid: shut up no normal emo kid says that

*cuts little rich white girls wrist* she dies slowly
emo kid laughs

by tattoosBooze&Sexydudes April 6, 2009