Eamon

A low key guy always looking for a good time. Always surrounded by friends and family, life of the party, charismatic. Loves to travel hates being stuck in one place for too long. Eamon is a lighthearted guy with lots of wit, charm and laughter. Often live in his head and likes to keep things breezy.

Hey did you meet Eamon?

Yeah, very charming and smart. Hard to tell what he really thinks though.

Hmm. Thats Eamon

by dreamer141414 April 13, 2010

no eamon

An exclamation used when people disturb you while doing work. Such disturbances can include (but not limited to) pressing random keys on computers, stealing pens, or unexpectedly releasing the gas in gas-lift chairs.

Person A: <Typing up assignment>
Person B: <Presses random keys>
Person A: No Eamon! That's a bad Eamon!
Person B: <continues>

by 40xxxxxx May 18, 2009

earmuffs

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

by Sha June 18, 2003

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008

Earon

A real genius in every way he approaches and thinks about things. Typically an Asian person, yet, possess a monster of a cock in his chamber,(AKA his sick joggers). He thinks glasses, along with people wearing them, are the hottest shit in the world. His humor is typically edgy and inappropriate, but even the most sheltered of people are forced to laugh at his jokes. People think he's gay because he grinds on male homo-sapiens, but he does it as a way to hide his insecurities from females. Many females like him, but he doesn't let them know if he's interested or not to add an element of mystery. His best friend commonly either has the name of Julian or something. His henchman, his best friend, is typically seen as the beta version 0.001332 version on Earon.

Earon has the best posture, jokes, and even voice.

by EatSomeAssIAmSans February 10, 2019

National kiss an Eamon day

Kiss someone whose name is eamon on september 20th.

Hey! its National Kiss an Eamon day today! Lets make out, Eamon

by tarqueniousmarb September 4, 2022

eharmony

Dating website placed into the bookmarks of fat women whos fingers are too large to type out the URL.

Average eharmony profile

My Hobbies include:

Mayo
Butter
Fried Ham

by INTERPOL July 14, 2009