sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

mouse's ear

a clitoris

"last night i nibbled her mouse's ear" Bernie Klein 2004

by Bernie Klein May 23, 2004

pig's ear

cockney rhyming slang meaning 'beer'.

"let's go down the rub-a-dub and have a pint of cold pig's ear."

by The Doctor October 21, 2004

Swimmer's Ear

When a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl's ear. He then proceeds to kick her in the shin.

Hey Glenn, I gave Wendi a wicked Swimmer's Ear.

by Collin Mancack September 15, 2008

Sneaker's Ear

When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.

Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."

by C. Applejackson June 27, 2012

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Swimmer's Ear

Immediately after completing the act of fingering a girl you use the same finger to administer a wet willy.

Swimmer's ear is a very strange sex act but I find it very satisfying.

by Coinage13 June 4, 2015